By providing your information, you agree to our Terms of Use and our Privacy Policy. We use vendors that may also process your information to help provide our services. This site is protected by reCAPTCHA Enterprise and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.
A whole lot of tears were shed on Monday’s American Idol — and not just by the lady who completely lost her faculties at the mere sight of host Ryan Seacrest.
She may have also been the same woman who admitted to naming her (now dead) goldfish after him, but honestly, I don’t remember. In fact, I’ll try every day for the rest of my life to forget that the exchange ever happened.
But enough about my issues. The second night of auditions for ABC’s inaugural Idol season delivered an evening of (mostly) unforgettable performances, including a previous Idol contestant who returned at half the size — and with twice the determination!
On that note, let’s discuss the 14 most memorable (for better or worse) auditions from Night 2:
MARA JUSTINE, 15 | This New Jersey native, whose casual resemblance to Cheryl Blossom reminded me that I still have last week’s episode of Riverdale waiting on my DVR, nabbed the night’s first golden ticket with a solid performance of Rihanna’s “Love on the Brain” — which starts out exactly like “O Holy Night,” and I’ll fight anyone who tries to tell me otherwise.
ANDREW WEAVER, 16 | Carrying on the grand Idol tradition of White Guys Playing Guitars™, this Georgian gentleman crooned his way into the judges’ hearts with a smooth cover of Ed Sheeran’s “Thinking Out Loud.”
CHRISTINA JONES, 18 | This Illinois native blew the judges’ minds with her powerful, effortless performance — though Bryan couldn’t get his mind off of her braces. “Do you have braces on right now? With rubber bands?!” (Honestly, it was like that scene in Bambi when he encounters a butterfly; I’m now convinced that Bryan has never seen braces before.)
WILLIAM CASSANOVA, 26 | One contestant can say he kissed Perry. Another can say he danced with her. But only one contestant — this Washington, D.C., women’s shoe salesman — can say he got to touch one of her oft-Googled feet. His silky smooth smoov rendition of “A Song For You” earned him a well-deserved golden ticket, foot-delivered by Perry herself.
MICHELLE SUSSETT, 22 | I won’t lie, I was convinced this audition was destined to go down in flames when Bryan failed to pronounced “Venezuela” correctly — like, even remotely correctly — but the second Sussett began her performance of Selena’s “Techno Cumbia,” my doubts immediately subsided. (My doubts about Bryan’s grasp on international geography, however, remain intact.)
MISHA GONTAR, 26 | The first major “no” of the evening was handed to Mr. Gontar, whom Bryan boldly dubbed “The Busta Rhymes of the Ukraine.” (Richie rightfully called him out on his nonsense.) Honestly, I was looking down at my laptop when Gontar’s audition started, and I didn’t even realize the show had come back from commercial. Music it was not.
BRANDON DIAZ, 21 | Dubbed “the best male singer we’ve seen so far” by Perry (who also predicted that he’d wind up in the Top 10), this Berkeley College of Music student tickled the judges’ collective fancy with a gorgeous performance of Alan Stone’s “Unaware.” Even Richie admitted that he nearly had to excuse himself over his sexy falsetto.
TREVOR HOLMES, 27 | First things first: If this guy’s girlfriend goes missing anytime in the next few months, the police need look no further than Perry’s basement. We met Holmes after being informed — by the male judges, interestingly enough — that Perry is “single” and “lonely” and practically using this show as “her own eHarmony.” (I feel like Perry would sooner sign up for Tinder than eHarmony, but we’ll save that debate for another day.) Anyway, this was the stage set for Holmes — a songwriter who works part-time in construction to help his mother, who’s living with Lupus — and while he may not have blown the judges away with his musicianship, there was no way this pretty package wasn’t being sent directly to Hollywood.
LAINE HARDY, 17 | This gator-hunting, “gas-burning” Louisiana native may be soft-spoken, but — and I don’t use this word lightly — yowza! Accurately dubbed a “young Elvis” by the slack-jawed judges, Hardy let loose a powerful rasp and had the trio instantly eating out of the palm of his hand.
GABBII JONES, 20 | From the moment Jones entered the audition room, literally glittering from head to toe, you knew she was guaranteed a golden ticket. But a hug from Richie as a thank-you for crushing Ariana Grande’s “Dangerous Woman”? That was a surprise. (Also surprising was Richie telling her, “The basic core of you is exciting.” Wait, he can see into people’s basic cores now?!)
THADDEUS JOHNSON, 25 | If this fella looked familiar to any longtime Idol viewers, it’s because this wasn’t his first time at the rodeo. He was only 17 when he auditioned (and made it pretty far) in 2010, after which he fell into a pretty serious depression. After dropping more than 150 pounds, Johnson waltzed into the audition room on Monday’s episode and absolutely destroyed Swedish House Mafia’s “Don’t You Worry, Child,” earning him a golden ticket — and the second hug from Richie. (Yes, I’m keeping count.)
RISSA WATSON, 17 | If Adele’s Spidey sense tingled tonight — she’s got it, all celebrities do — it was probably because of this Oklahoma native’s chilling performance of “When We Were Young.” And I’m not exaggerating, Perry literally got “full-body chills” from it. (Bryan wasn’t a huge fan of Watson’s guitar skills, but whatever.)
GARRETT JACOBS, 17 | I’ll be honest: The more Jacobs’ grandma talked him up, the less I thought he was going to live up to expectations. (I’m pretty sure grandmothers are legally required to believe that the sun shines out of their grandchildren’s butts.) But Jacobs, with the voice of an angel and the eyebrows of a telenovela star, ended up deserving that golden ticket — and not just because, as Bryan pointed out, he’s “badass” and “beautiful.” But, you know, that didn’t hurt.
DAVID FRANCISCO, 25 | Remember the audition I mentioned earlier, the one that reduced Perry to a human puddle? ABC saved that one for last, introducing us to Francisco, who was hit by a car — and paralyzed from the waist down — just three weeks after moving to Nashville to pursue a career in music. He brought along his girlfriend, an old friend with whom he reconnected after his accident, and delivered the heartbreaking rendition of Stevie Wonder’s “Isn’t She Lovely.” At this point, if you could still see your television through your wet, blurry vision, you’re a stronger person than me.
Which of these (or other) auditions did you most enjoy? Have any of the judges grown on you since last night’s premiere? Drop a comment with your thoughts on Monday’s episode below.
Once again another night of stellar stars. My favorites were Mara, Rissa, & Brandon.
That FRancisco guy made me cry as well, not only Katy. Stellar night again.
Ditto!
My favorite was Laine Hardy, hands down.
I thought tonight was better than last night. Lots of great talent.
While the last contestant, David Francisco had everyone in tears I wasn’t that wild about him. God bless him, though and I hope he continues to improve.
I have doubts about Bryan’s intelligence in general. Not the brightest bulb in the pack.
Ditto. From the day they announced the judges names, I questioned that selection. I’m a fan of country music but IMO Luke was a poor choice. Still, it could be worse. Jason Aldean or Kenny Chesney would have been a deal breaker for me. If they felt they needed a country judge then I’d have gone with someone like Carrie Underwood [although she’s still recovering from that facial injury] or Billy Currington.
Billy Currington would be a good choice. I would vote for Rodney Crowell. Good songwriter, good musician, and very old school.
Yeah, maybe Rodney would be a bit too old. I think they were looking to pull in younger viewers with Katy & Luke. If they were going for experience and worthiness we’d be looking at Lionel, Cher and George Strait. Now that you mentioned RC, I need to go to youtube and listen to After All This Time. LOL
I agree with your comments about pulling in younger viewers. No one can doubt Luke Bryan’s popularity.
I don’t see George Strait as a judge. He’s not a songwriter and (to me, anyway) all his songs sound alike and have about a six-note range; however, to quote an old veterinarian I used to see, “Never argue with results” and Strait has absolutely produced results and a massive following.
And yes, “After All This Time” is a great song. :-)
Lot of young talent with potential gathering on the show, Will be interesting to see if they lighten-up on the rigors of the Hollywood grind and long walks down the halls of anxiety to get eliminated down the road. It’s a new show, little bit different deal and the contestants will get some National exposure. Maybe even get a shot at a record deal, so just entertainment for those who enjoy the music talent shows — I am enjoying it.
Having Idol back reminds me how much better than The Voice it is. Enjoying every minute!
I so agree!
I don’t believe in sob stories. In fact, when any of these shows show contestants’ backgrounds and sob stories, I tune out. We get it–something bad happened and you are crying and showing you can make it because this is your dream and you really want it.
I only care about talent. I don’t care who they are.
I liked more singers the first night but last night the show totally re-grew on me! Too many contestants on guitar…please, you all start sounding alike when you do that! Mara, right out of the gate, knocked it out of the park for me! Can’t wait for the next episode!! Thank you ABC!
I had to go back and listen to them again – then the differences were evident.
OH! I forgot an important thing…Andy Swift you do a fine job the Day After Idol, just fine but more, you need to do a few pages (a la Slez) because I am just getting into what you are writing and agreeing (or not) and that’s it…one page? It is not enough. Thank you.
I’m glad your only complaint is that you want more… but I feel like I gave this episode as much thought as it deserved. Nothing controversial yet, so we’re all pretty much just agreeing with each other at this point.
Only Mara and Garrett for me last night. The rest were pretty middle of the road. I’m confused about what the judges heard that escaped me when Michelle was singing in Spanish. I was expecting them to ask her to sing something in English; this is American Idol after all. She’s very pretty and likable but she should have done something we could relate to.
Yeah, I thought the same thing. I think her attitude was got her that golden ticket.
And I was going to make a joke about how they must be looking for the next Selena. Then I read Andy’s review again and noticed she sang a Selena song. :-)
Andy, you missed Cameron Theodos, another WGWG that sang an original number. He wasn’t too bad.
I am so surprised at how much I’m liking this panel. I can’t stand Katy normally but she’s not too bad on this show. Happy it’s back.
Me too. I’m not a Katy fan and expected to despise her, but she totally turned me around. Still not a fan of her music, but she’s fun here. Luke on the other hand, while being perfectly nice, comes off as just a bit too backwoods simple.
Voted multiple times for Mara when she was on AGT season 9. Glad to see her back in the saddle with a lot of maturity to her voice.
Enjoyed last night episode, lots of good talent! I’m a long time Idol fan but wasn’t sure if I’d be into the reboot but just like that I’m hooked again! I wasn’t sure about the judges but they are not so bad. Looking forward to the rest of the season!
First things first, Andy, you are growing on me! Thoroughly enjoyed this recap and all its snark! Love it! Laine was hands down my favorite of the night. I heard bits of Dave Matthews in his voice and this is coming from a massive dmb fan of 20+ years. Also loved Rissa, Brandon and Christina were my other favorites of the night. I thought night 2 should have been aired as the first episode as I find it much better. Garrett, while easy on the eyes, sounds like a Muppet to me, I couldn’t get into it. I am getting all the feels that I used to in Idols prime years. The judges aren’t annoying and I really feel like it’s about the talent. Trying to get through last night’s Voice on my DVR right now and it is now and will always be about the judges for them. Idol was something special and I’m so happy it’s back ❤️
I think I would like Idol better if I didn’t feel like it leans more towards the Katy bachelorette show everytime a cute guy comes on… than a singing show
You ignored Cameron Theodos! His performance was ‘good’ but not ‘great’. He could use – and will likely obtain – a little ‘polish’ in Hollywood.